{"product_id":"not-giving-a-crap-today-dachshund-vinyl-sticker","title":"Not Giving a Crap Today Dachshund Vinyl Sticker | Funny Weenie Dog Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days you're motivated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days you're thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd some days you're simply not giving a crap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Not Giving a Crap Today Dachshund Sticker was created for those wonderfully honest moments when your patience is gone, your energy is questionable, and tomorrow isn't looking much more promising. Featuring an adorable dachshund surrounded by flowers and the phrase \"Not Giving a Crap Today. Tomorrow doesn't work for me either,\" this sticker delivers just the right amount of sass with a side of cute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for laptops, water bottles, tumblers, planners, journals, notebooks, and workspaces, this sticker adds humor, personality, and a relatable smile wherever it lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Splash of Charm, we believe sometimes the healthiest response is laughing at the chaos and admitting you're not available for nonsense today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause boundaries are important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd apparently so is tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003e• Premium vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e• Features original dachshund illustration with humorous sarcastic message\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for laptops, water bottles, tumblers, planners, journals, notebooks, and workspaces\u003cbr\u003e• Designed to bring humor, personality, and relatable real-life energy to everyday life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Specifications\u003cbr\u003e• Material: Vinyl\u003cbr\u003e• Approximate Size: 3\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Splash of Charm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48033476870389,"sku":"SOC-STK-DOG-SASS-01","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/6435\/3781\/files\/not-giving-a-crap-today-dachshund-sticker-funny-sassy-cute-vinyl-decalsplash-of-charm-2403476.png?v=1776491350","url":"https:\/\/splashofcharm619.com\/products\/not-giving-a-crap-today-dachshund-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Splash of Charm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}